You check your POCKETS again...

To your SUPREME PLEASURE, you remember that the entire front of your shirt is specifically designed to carry around TWELVE DOLLARS in PENNIES. Not as, say, a hoodie pocket would...

No, my friend, you are the PROUD OWNER of a shirt with a MASSIVE BREAST POCKET situated squarely in the middle of your chest.

DUMP OVER ONE THOUSAND PENNIES ONTO COUNTER.