After a fair amount of time trying to sign up for VARIOUS WEBSITES OF ILL REPUTE,(none of which accept your EXTREMELY SECRET and PROPRIETARY EMAIL FORMAT,) you become deeply frustrated by the STATE OF THE INTERNET these days, and are potentially RANTING ABOUT THIS TO YOURSELF ALOUD, because the family next to you picks up their plates and moves a few tables away.
After the sudden movement shocks you out of it, you decide it would maybe be easier to take your HANDY DANDY HOLE SAW into the men's room and provide some COMPLIMENTARY "MAINTENANCE."